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OKAY HERE IS ONE FOR THE GUYS CAN'T LEAVE THEM OUT!!
The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear " the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
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I will never forget the night my ex fell into the toilet...ooopsie!!!
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OH & LADIES THIS OUR EXCUSES NUMBER'D FOR YOU!!
#1...... DUHH I'M A GUY!! #1 REFER TO #1 |
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OH & LADIES THIS OUR EXCUSES NUMBER'D FOR YOU!! #1...... DUHH I'M A GUY!! #1 REFER TO #1 |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
this is why a man made gps |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs |
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Edited by
NURSE2000
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Mon 09/01/08 06:38 PM
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... Hey tht had to come out!!! |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... Hey tht had to come out!!! That's cause we're use 2 a female sayin' "turn right here John" "no not right left right here"......... |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... Hey tht had to come out!!! That's cause we're use 2 a female sayin' "turn right here John" "no not right left right here"......... unfortunately i am going to give you that one |
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Heeheheh see what happens when a man has to bring it up we have to finish it for them lmao
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Heeheheh see what happens when a man has to bring it up we have to finish it for them lmao |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... Hey tht had to come out!!! That's cause we're use 2 a female sayin' "turn right here John" "no not right left right here"......... unfortunately i am going to give you that one |
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Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. this is why a man made gps Shshsh that is only so they could find their way and not have to stop and ask for directions shshshs that is so true.. Have you noticed that most GPS is in the voice of a Female giving the Directions??? you coulda gone all night & not said that..... Hey tht had to come out!!! That's cause we're use 2 a female sayin' "turn right here John" "no not right left right here"......... unfortunately i am going to give you that one & W/THAT WIN UNDER MY BELT.... Gonna bid y'all ladies G'night & sweet dreams ......wink.... |
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we will let him think he won!!!
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we will let him think he won!!! Shshsshh NOT!!! |
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