What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's asleep.

Where does virgin wool come from
An ugly sheep

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard

How can you make your wife mad while making love?
Call her on her cell phone.

What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her
wedding night?
His last name.

What's the down side of a threesome?
You'll likely disappoint two women instead of one.

Why were hurricanes named only after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car.

Omg Greyhound, too funny!

Good stuff GH!!

good one, greyhound

LMAO .... right on ... specially the house and car one ... LMAO ...

pretty good stuff hound

Good ones!

That was awesome! LMAO

OMG, GH, you are just too funny today. LOVED it.

Good ones TOO funny