Topic: how to pick someone up the wrong way | |
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okay lets hear all the wrong ways of how not to pick someone up |
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wrong way would be while with another date That would have to be the worst |
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you should never pick up women by the ears, they can go deaf
The old caveman way club over the head drag her home by the hair
Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair? if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with dirt |
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you should never pick up women by the ears, they can go deaf The old caveman way club over the head drag her home by the hair
Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair? if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with dirt they dont want us to talk any way |
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you should never pick up women by the ears, they can go deaf The old caveman way club over the head drag her home by the hair
Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair? if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with dirt Words to live by |
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I dont think he was talkin bout their mouths fillin up duckie
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wrong way would be while with another date That would have to be the worst one of them! |
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if i jumped on your back...would you beat me off?
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you should never pick up women by the ears, they can go deaf Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair? if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with dirt |
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Do you work for UPS...cause i thought i saw you checking out my package.
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Lets play war....i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
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okay lets hear all the wrong ways of how not to pick someone up bending with your hips instead of your knees is a surefire way to pick someone up incorrectly. |
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Can I buy you a drink...or do you just want the money?
I can do this all night people. |
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Edited by
briancarr
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Sun 08/31/08 05:20 PM
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If i were a Pepper, and you was a Grinder, we could make Hot and Spicy Love
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I am perplexed why there aren't more responses here yet; is it because 'they' all think they are doing it the right way?
How not to try to pick someone up: Not by googling them head to toe Not by doing anything you wouldn't want said or done to your own daughter A cheesy line never works, it might get a laugh, but if you are serious then put some effort into it. A nice smile gets my attention, along with some sincerity. |
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Oh hell...just do what I do. Walk up and say " Hi ".
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A cheesy line never works, it might get a laugh, but if you are serious then put some effort into it. Ok...but you know...i cant how many times ive read on here that the girl wants a guy with a since of humor. So in retrospect...if thats what she really wants, then wouldnt a cheesy pick up line, that makes her laugh, be a great way to break the ice? |
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nice feet, spread 'em I love it...but then I'm a sicko |
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A cheesy line never works, it might get a laugh, but if you are serious then put some effort into it. Ok...but you know...i cant how many times ive read on here that the girl wants a guy with a since of humor. So in retrospect...if thats what she really wants, then wouldnt a cheesy pick up line, that makes her laugh, be a great way to break the ice? a girl never knows what she wants shes always changing her mind so you ask her for that hour what she wants and there is a differance between funny humor and annoying humor that just makes someone look stupid |
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A cheesy line never works, it might get a laugh, but if you are serious then put some effort into it. Ok...but you know...i cant how many times ive read on here that the girl wants a guy with a since of humor. So in retrospect...if thats what she really wants, then wouldnt a cheesy pick up line, that makes her laugh, be a great way to break the ice? I won't try to speak for any other woman, but yes, a sense of humor is a must! There is a line between a sense of humor and crudeness though. If a cheesy line is only meant to break the ice and get a laugh then give it a try. If you make me laugh you at least have my attention. Just remember the crudeness factor. |
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