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Edited by
CircuitRider
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Sun 08/31/08 02:15 PM
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Child Birth at 65
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. "May I see the new baby?" I asked "Not yet," She said. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first." Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?" "No, not yet," She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "'May I see the baby now?" "No, not yet," replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?" "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me. "WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?" "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?" ![]() ![]() |
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