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Topic: "THINGS TO PONDER"
TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76461	Sat 08/30/08 11:29 AM
"THINGS TO PONDER" Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why! didn't he just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just something to keep your mind wondering!!

my3girlsrcbk Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 302	Sat 08/30/08 11:32 AM
Love it, love it, love it! thanks

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Sat 08/30/08 11:36 AM
I have always wondered about that

my3girlsrcbk Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 302	Sat 08/30/08 11:38 AM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in the driveway?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sat 08/30/08 11:39 AM
Why do they call it "taking a pee" ...dont you leave one???

68chevy Joined Tue 11/13/07 Posts: 6926	Sat 08/30/08 11:41 AM
Why is there Braille on drive thru ATM machines????

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76461	Sat 08/30/08 11:48 AM
Awwww kewl more good ones to ponder!!

Sweetnshy47 Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 1261	Sat 08/30/08 11:53 AM
Where do you get this stuff?

scoundrel Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 5960	Sat 08/30/08 11:53 AM Edited by scoundrel on Sat 08/30/08 11:55 AM
Why is there Braille on drive thru ATM machines???? If a blind person can drive to an ATM, then I'm going with the flow...put the braille up. Daredevil may come by, any day now.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76461	Sat 08/30/08 12:08 PM
Where do you get this stuff? Heheheh I have been digging back over the last couple of years I have been here and these are some of the post I had made. Ya know got to relive the memories for only a few more days and JSH and all the achieves will be lost forever.

Sweetnshy47 Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 1261	Sat 08/30/08 12:12 PM
Wow I guess I am a newbie.

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76461	Sat 08/30/08 08:12 PM
Wow I guess I am a newbie. Humm just a tad