RULES FOR SINGLE WOMEN!


1. If you think all men are pigs, expect to live alone when you get
older.

2. If you have 100 reasons to reject a man, expect to live alone when
you get older.

3. Prince Charming is gay. The 'fairy tale' you're insisting on includes
Prince Charming.

4. Rich, attractive, nice - it's almost impossible to find more than two
in a man.

5. If you ask a man on a first date how much he earns or what kind of
car he drives, he gets to ask you your measurements and whether you'll
do it with him on the first date.

6. If you pick up your cell phone during a first date, the man has the
absolute right to immediately get up and leave with no explanation.

7. Choosey and "stuck up" are closely related. The line between the two
is thin; make sure which side you're on. Eye contact with guys will not
kill you, regardless of what grandma said.

8. At 40, single "Rules Girls" become single, lonely women.

9. Perfect men don't exist. Good men are plentiful once the bad boy
mystique stops being a necessary part of your attraction quotient.

10. It's OK not to want kids. It's not OK to sacrifice your personal
life and goals for your career.

11. The karmic retribution for putting good men into the "Just Friends
Zone" while allowing yourself to get hurt by bad boys is to become
bitter, angry, alone, and the owner of at least three cats.

12. You are not a princess no matter what your T-Shirt says - or how
much you paid for it. Even so, only Prince Charming can marry a princess
and Prince Charming is gay.

13. Some of your single girlfriends don't want you to have a happy
relationship with a man. Not all, but some. They're jealous, petty, and
need you around to commiserate with. Consider this when listening to
their advice.

14. A good man won't say "I love you" until he is 100% confident that
you won't use this against him. This might take many, many months - or
even more than a year. Be patient - men can be sensitive, too.

15. Taking the time to look your best is a great idea. After all, if you
can catch his eye then you can catch his heart. But being agreeable,
pleasant, and content will seal the deal.

16. Smiles and laughter are contagious and can melt any man's heart.

17. The unintended consequence of independence, for both men and women,
is loneliness. If you're the independent type, learn contentment.

18. Unless you are without an income, there is an extremely fine line
between expecting that a man pay for everything and being a common
prostitute.

19. Excessive - or continuous - complaining is neither attractive nor
polite.

20. You are entitled to nothing, except polite respect to begin with.
However, you can expect rewards for working hard for something.

21. Before you say "it's all his fault" after a bad date, look closely
in the mirror. It may be his fault, but it's seldom only one person that
does all the dirty work.

22. It's not always men making you unhappy. Don't let bitter women
convince you of that.

23. Being strong doesn't mean being *****y. Southern women have known
this for generations.

24. You can't have it all. Even wealthy people can't have it all. Please
have the good sense to realize this.

25. Compromise is not surrender. It's what is necessary to have a good
relationship.

26. There's nothing wrong with looking feminine.

27. If he doesn't call you back, it means he's just not really into you.

28. If you meet a man, don't start off by finding reasons to reject him
or things to change in him. You're better off going solo if that's all
you're going to do.

29. "As if" and "whatever" are immature insults used by 12 year olds.
Intelligent women have substance to their objections.

30. The common word in "drink whore" and "dinner whore" is still whore.

31. It's NOT all about any one person, including you - so try a
different t-shirt, willya.

32. Given the current state of divorce laws, don't expect any man to
want to marry you, even if he cares about you a great deal. It's not
you, it's just how things are right now.

33. Hanging around gay men won't give you many useful insights about
straight men.

34. "No fat chicks" is the man's version of "If you're rich, I'm
single".

35. Winning a man isn't too difficult. Keeping a man requires hard work.

36. Advertising "*****" on your T-Shirt or sweatpants won't get you any
good dates. Most mature men don't care for that attitude.

37. The real world is pushy, rude, and often unpleasant. Show your man
that you're a wonderful refuge from that place.

38. If you dress like a tart, what surprises you when you're treated
like one? Remember, men get most of their information visually.


Found this thought I would post it for grins if nothing else!

All of which brings to mind the question; why is divorce from a woman so expensive? Because it's worth it!

too much info...i's just gonna let whatever happens happen

#18...is the best one of them all.

LOL!!

Love the list, is very accurate.....Thanks for the grind, made me laugh as well......

Really great post. Women complain there are no nice guys, its because they brush them off too early lol.

Ohh there are plenty of nice guys it is just finding the right one for you. Shshssh still looking but not giving up

Pretty funny.
Sounds reasonable to me to.

Kristi...

What a GREAT list, thanks for sharing it!!!

Is Princess Charming gay?

Shshsh either gay or dead take your pick!!

That explains a LOT.

Great list. I think I know a couple of people at work that need to read it!

Dang, I could have so much fun with some of those, but I don't have the TIME.

38, live alone, and life is FULL. Rush rush rush everwhere. Tonight I'm meeting friends for Thai food, and then we are having an anime night.

Okay, my reason I'm 38 and alone is I'm a total geek girl!

GEEKS RULE!

Mwuahahahahahahahahaha..........

Hey now....being a geek is NOT a bad thing...lmao

I'm not into anime, but I am still living in the world of geeks!

Holy crap no wonder i dont makeit pass rule ten.
I had them down now you and have more that's not fair we can only count to ten

If a guy is going to get huffy and leave because I take a call during a date, then he is an azz. I am a single mom. Kids come first. If they call, I answer.

If a guy is going to get huffy and leave because I take a call during a date, then he is an azz. I am a single mom. Kids come first. If they call, I answer.

fair what if the guy gets a call

Ok. Fair enough. What if he waits around long enough to find that the call doesn't have anything to do with the woman's kids or some kind of family emergency?

Seriously. If I am out with someone on one of our first few dates ( like I would know what getting more than ONE date would be like anyway ) and she decides that answering her phone to bullsh*t with one of her gal pals is more important than actually paying attention to the date....I'm out.