A father is out buying a Barbie for his young daughter's birthday. The store has a whole wall filled with different dolls and being a man he is naturally clueless about such things so he asks the shop assistant which one she reccomends.

"Well," she says, "There's the economy Barbie for £30 which comes with no accessories. There's the deluxe Barbie for £50 which comes with a change of outfit and hairdressing kit. Or you could choose the divorced Barbie for £500"

"Why is the divorced Barbie so expensive?" he asks,
"Because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's stereo, Ken's speedboat..."

i think they have a barbie like that

Sad, but funny.