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Topic: Official Announcement
jonny63 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 5229	Mon 08/25/08 02:08 PM
The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pr*cks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed! Damn

liltazz Joined Tue 07/29/08 Posts: 217	Mon 08/25/08 02:26 PM


whispertoascream Joined Fri 11/17/06 Posts: 22844	Mon 08/25/08 02:57 PM
Should forward this to them!

jonny63 Joined Sat 03/08/08 Posts: 5229	Mon 08/25/08 03:01 PM
Should forward this to them! My email came with a pic of a "Red, White, and Blue" condom. Unrolled of course.

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