A man notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man
knows
his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious
about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
"So," he says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."

"Don't make a big deal of it, it's only an earring," the co-worker
replies
peevishly.

His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods
him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"

"Ever since my wife found it in my truck."

I always wondered how this trend got started and now I know.

a woman goes to her dr. she say's i have a rash on my thigh...dr. say's
let's have a look..he looks and say's i don't know hold on...get's a
couple other dr's to look one say's it's a green marking ,,,,hmmmmmmmmmm
come back tomorrow,,,,,so she comes back ,,have you figured out any
thing that will help?Dr say's does your boyfriend wear an earring she
say's yes ,,dr. say's ,,,,,,tell him it's not real gold

HELL NAWL HAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE.