If you've got an expendable towel, you can use it with really hot water, wring it out, lather the Ben Gay onto the towel, and then hold the ends and use it to rub your back between the shoulder blades.

Or just lay on the hot fumey towel.

Ive heard of putting it on saran wrap and then rubbing it on!!! ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Gnite catch!!

Saran wrap is not messy enough...but it sounds so practical. I was just thinking of making her get her muscles all stretched out and all of the pain while she was doing it.


j/k

Somebody told me tonight that I needed a husband or bf so I can get a massage.......I said ya wouldnt that be nice.......except in real life.......they dont always do that!!!

BRZZRZRZRZRZR!!! Wrong.

Massages are (my experience) fun and enjoyable, to give and receive.
Yes, you do need a massage. You may/may not need a husband/bf to do it...periodically. A friend is a friend, without assuming that it is more.
What I said is that I have given massages, along with bone-cracking spinal stretches, etc.

(sigh)...we are so frigging far apart, or I would offer to help.

ya Ive heard that one before.......


And the massage part too!!!

yah yah yah

but did you know that a truly good deep massage will take 4 sessions?
1 session for surface massage, and identifying the deeper sources
1 session for follow-up massage, and beginning to work the deeper areas
1 session for fuller deep massage, and a sweeper massage of the general areas
1 session for massaging abnormal/reflexive knots that resulted from loosening the original areas of problems, because your system needs to adjust to the changes.

so...it's a planned therapy routine, which takes nearly a week

...or maybe I was bamboozled into giving a week of massages. ???? when only one was needed.

lmaoooooooooooo were you a masseuse????

Even though I would like to, I can't give you a massage darlin, it could ruin you

Ruin me????

home massage
I was a mill worker, with muscles every-damn-where, and massaging was just finger/arm muscle exercise for me.
God, it was fun to make her moan and whimper, and to dig deep into those muscles. Yeah...

oops


got carried away

I dont like hard massages........I like them soft......

I understand soft/hard massages.

Not like that sounded.

Well...yeah...um...

It takes lots of oil, and lotion, and heat..and it is dang fun to give a massage. Rippling the flesh and stretching everything.

dEAR DIARrrrrrrrrrhea........

Its amazing how many guys are perving my cats azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

Hey! Have you ever given a cat a long deep massage? It's a gas! They get soooo drooly and fart!

I miss having cats.

And then they don't walk right, after the massage, and they get all weird for a few days.

And then they come back, and give cat kisses.

Ive given them kitty massages before......but Ive never owned a cat that farted......Ive been ripped off!!!

ok serious cat perverts here.......

I think I should crawl into my bed.........I love my bed...........and it loves me..............







oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd I cant wait!!!

Yeah, you got ripped.

I liked getting them blitzed on fresh catnip, and then when they were pasted, you could massage 'em right down to the toe pads and to the nose and all over. Then, they'd be unsure when the catnip wore off because they felt weird.

Ok Ive never gone that far...........but Ive given them little kitty massages and cat nip........I guess Im not that good of a cat masseuse???? lol










Anyhow.............I am going to bed.......body is hurting.......