dont forget the oatmeal!

I dont want to get dressed.......

I'm going ot go to the bottle depo today whoooo big excitment....

I want to go to the grocery store in my jammiez with my hair sticking straight up!!!

I went there last week!!!

I did that last week ..... /jk

Im just in a mood........I think its the weather

dont think they would like it if i went to the store in my boxer's ???

ya...... the weather was crap here for dayzzzz it put me in a mood to ......summer

Im going to buy some booze........

SHERIDANS

I dont know what I want..........I just want this to go away

Follow The Recipe


A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
'Damn, Bob, you're hung!' Jim exclaims.
'I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it.'

'What do you mean?' Jim asked.

'Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it.' Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, 'I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!'

'Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?'

'Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco.'

Wait for it.....

Wait.....


You know it's coming.....


Crisco!!?' Bob exclaimed. 'Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!

it's a lack of sex !

Pick me up some morning nookie when you go out shopping guys!

Im going to Ohmmmmmmmmm at the beach after I get groceries........I need to heal my ying and my yang.......