I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS.........


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave
at him and say hello.


He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from.




So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."


Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
to his wife and says,
"My God! Are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to
on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my ass with wet celery???"


She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Awwwwwww......gotta love it...too funny...LOL!

Ewwww wrong time to admit what ya did in the past lol

good one still

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