A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

I have kidnapped your child.
I am sorry to do this, but I need the money.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag
behind the big oak tree in the park at 7AM.
Signed, "The Blonde."

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside
the bag with the cash was the following note.
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"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to
another"

Good one, have to remember this one.

ROTFLMAO...that was good

ROFLMFAO,Good one, Sluggo.

Brunette, Blond and Chimps>>>>>
A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was
flagged down by a brunette whose truck had broken down. The brunette
walked up to her car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?" "Sure,"
answered the blonde, "you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be busy fixing my truck" was the brunette's
reply."Problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to
taken to the San Diego Zoo.They are a bit stressed already so I don't
want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to
the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."
"Happy to", said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into
the back seat of the blonde's car, carefully strapped into seat belts,
and off they went.
Five hours later the brunette truck driver was driving through the heart
of San Diego when suddenly, she saw the blonde walking down the street,
holding hands with the two chips--much to the amusement of a big crowd.
With a screech of brakes, she pulled off the road, and ran to the blond.
"What the hell are you doing here?" she demanded, "I gave you $100 to
take these chimps to the zoo."
"Yes, I know you did", said the blonde, "but we had a little money left
over, so now we are going to SEA WORLD."

Did the Chimps like SeaWorld or the Zoo better?

hellifino
next story.
A zebra goes ito the barnyard to visit the animals. First he talked to
the chickens. And the chickens said that they laid eggs, made french
fries, and did other stuff chickens do, like eat, and ship. The the
zebra went to talk to the horses, and the horses said they gave people
rides, and raced, you know the kind of thing horses do......Then, the
zebra went to visit the bull and asked him what he did. And the bull
said, "well, when, I get you out of those pajamas's, you'll find out
what I do".

This is for all you bulls out there. Personally, Ima chicken.

Okay next story for all u chickens out there.
Estrogen rules. 9 ways to know if you have estrogen issues...
l.Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2.You're adding chocolate chips to cheese omlets.
3.The dryer has shrunk every last pair of jeans.
4.Your husband(if u have one) is suddenly agreeing to everything you
say.
5.You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that
says....How's My driving....Call 1-800
6.Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
7.You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
8.Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practise.
9.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.