Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save
money, they decided to sleep two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole
time, so they voted to take turns.
The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just
sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?
You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said. They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what
happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl
into bed and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night long."