A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,

Waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby,

Checked his weight, and being a little concerned,


Asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and

Rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional

and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No wonder this baby is underweight.

You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.'
the exam was very enjoyable.....

fyi when trying to get milk, u don't press, pinch or knedd the milk bag, you squeeze um.

Or suck them.

well have u ever tried to suck ur own tit? about impossible.

Uh - no. Just the wifes whenwe were married.

About impossible, but not quite.

Oh, MY!

thanks for posting that. I've always loved that joke

i know i can`t ... but some of the girls i know can ... & it`s almost as much fun to watch as it is to do ... ALMOST ... :S