Nightline: Hugo Chavez actually taked Barbara Walters out of her pants
tonight. What a bufoon and a dangerous one at that. I was in Cararcus a
few years ago. I was not impressed. The most exciting thing that
happened was when my boyfriend got his camera case yanked off of his
shoulder. Really pissed me off 'cause my very expensive designer SPF
sun block was in the case. (We're no fools, money and pass-a-pot were
strapped to our thighs with velcro). Anyway, what a boring trip. Hugo,
get out of the 7th grade. You can keep your oil and beef.....Well maybe
not the beef. It's it mighty good.

hugo is right bush is satin