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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 103 | |
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now.......  All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
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Run Gypsy run! Its the hell's angels and they will attack you! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The old people are on now!!! 
I just got off work thank you 
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now....... All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
no.......  I picture ripping their arms off an beating them with the wet end!
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And I'm removing earwax from the left side of my head because my farking ear drum exploded over night and i can't hear a damn thing with it.
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now....... All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
I have some Sporks you can use |
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Oil of olay???? Check!!!
pack of cigarettes???? Check!!! 1 seriously sexy nighty with a sheep on the front?>>> Check!!! Some seriously messed up music playing?>????? Check Check Check!!!! 
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now....... All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
no....... I picture ripping their arms off an beating them with the wet end!
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And I'm removing earwax from the left side of my head because my farking ear drum exploded over night and i can't hear a damn thing with it.
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now....... All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
no....... I picture ripping their arms off an beating them with the wet end!
an no utensils required 
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Dear diary......do you ever have one of those days where you wanna stab random people with mini pitch forks but you dont have any????
Im thinking Im pmsing right now....... All men, small children and animals shouldnt PISS ME OFF!!!
I have some Sporks you can use
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Nono, i poured peroxide down in my ear and its all fizzy now. It sounds like its pouring down rain, but its all in my head, literally lol
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Nono, i poured peroxide down in my ear and its all fizzy now. It sounds like its pouring down rain, but its all in my head, literally lol Better than hearing voices I suppose?? |
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Nono, i poured peroxide down in my ear and its all fizzy now. It sounds like its pouring down rain, but its all in my head, literally lol
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peroxide is harsh
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Who told you to do that cloudy???
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Ummmmmmmmmmmm
dear diary........somebody just emailed me to ask me what the executive position was!!!
ITS NEW!!! I SEEN IT IN COSMO!!!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEE PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
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I bought some Sheridans today
but I think I'm to sleepy to drink any though 
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