I learned this weekend rafting down the river...

When the ship is about to sink, the men jump ship, the ONE woman on the trip stays and fixes it and then lets the men back on.

The men will find the hardest route to venture, the ONE woman will find the easiest and most enjoyable route, when the men decide that the route is too hard, they will then and only then take the enjoyable route.

When it is time to eat, if it's made on the grill the ONE woman is not allowed to touch the grill, if the food is not cooked on the grill the ONE woman is "expected" to cook it.

While watching the Olympics the ONE woman can watch any competition and admire the endourance of any sex, the men only watch the women's sports to see the women in bikinis, then ask, "why aren't their boobs bigger"

While preparing for the trip, the ONE woman thinks "hmmm there's 6 of us how much food should we bring for 3 days" the men think "hmmmm there's 6 of us, how much beer should we bring" Needless to say there was more than enough beer and not quite enough food for 5 grown men and one woman.

While starting a camp fire the men think how can we get the fire started with wet wood, the ONE woman brings the lighter fluid from the cabin and starts the fire in 1/16 of the time it took them to pontificate how it was going to work.

All I ever needed to know about men I learned this weekend on a camping/boating trip...

I can die an enlightened woman now, I figured them out, they can't live without us, the bears would eat them....

I'm only speaking the truth darlin'.... You can ask them as they sing my praises for not letting any of them die in the river.

Men jumping ship - disagree
Men taking the hardest route - agree
Men monopolizing the grill - agree
Men watching volleyball only for boobs and looks - sorta agree
Men planning only for beer consumption - totally agree
Men starting the fire without lighter fluid - agree

Great post.

While preparing for the trip, the ONE woman thinks "hmmm there's 6 of us how much food should we bring for 3 days" the men think "hmmmm there's 6 of us, how much beer should we bring" Needless to say there was more than enough beer and not quite enough food for 5 grown men and one woman.

sounds like you did not do your job

They were trying to show off. Typical for most. Sorry to say guys.

fascinating

it is the truth

SOunds like my kinda guys to hang with!


Boobs anyone?

I am just going to with what a women thought me once....My Grandma once told me "If you got nothing say nothing at all"....so I guess your right

They'd eat you alive Jim... TRUST ME.

Doubt it....Trust me!

I don't even know what you are trying to say here...could you be more specific?

Oh trust me, they tend not to favor the pompus types...

You can take the city boy out into the country, but you can't take the city out of the city boy.
Next time go camping with them in a strip mall parking lot, they'll be more at home.

I agree

Very interesting

2 of 'em were country boys, it was their property in PA. They faired the best of the group, but I did still save us in the river...

Then how did they allow you in the boat?

Well you've posted twice to say this thread bores you to sleep, so go to another thread that may be more your speed...