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Topic: DEMI/ASHTON SUCCESS STORIES PT 1... - part 21
Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:10 PM
Omg she's back.... QUICK, everyone edit your posts before she reads them! don't bother .. I speed read

ashley_renee Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 14755	Tue 08/12/08 12:10 PM Edited by ashley_renee on Tue 08/12/08 12:10 PM
And I am going to tell her it was you guys You know, Judy is going to be back and see that her thread is a mess. The sheets are all over the place, clothes are all over the floor, the furniture has all been moved and there's water all over the bathroom floor. Not to mention the bookshelf that got knocked over. You know she's going to blame her asst and her right hand man....

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:13 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch?

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 12:15 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:17 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley why can't I ask you?

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 12:18 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley why can't I ask you? Because apparently, I'm for lunch. runs and hides behind Judy

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Tue 08/12/08 12:20 PM
I just bit a chunk of your butt and it is kind of salty, a little less salt and it will be okay sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley why can't I ask you? Because apparently, I'm for lunch. runs and hides behind Judy

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:21 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley why can't I ask you? Because apparently, I'm for lunch. runs and hides behind Judy Yummy

ashley_renee Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 14755	Tue 08/12/08 12:32 PM
sooooooooooo all you busy bees .. what's for lunch? Ask Ashley I already ate my lunch .. you're on your own there, buddy.

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 12:40 PM
OOoohhh NOoo! I'm all alone with all you hungry women, what ever shall I do?? Hmmm, I was thinking... 'Hold Still'?

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:43 PM
OOoohhh NOoo! I'm all alone with all you hungry women, what ever shall I do?? Hmmm, I was thinking... 'Hold Still'? Good call cutie

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 12:45 PM
OOoohhh NOoo! I'm all alone with all you hungry women, what ever shall I do?? Hmmm, I was thinking... 'Hold Still'? Good call cutie Just promise me you won't be gentle.

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:47 PM
OOoohhh NOoo! I'm all alone with all you hungry women, what ever shall I do?? Hmmm, I was thinking... 'Hold Still'? Good call cutie Just promise me you won't be gentle. Gentle? Is that English? No comprendez ..

RonnieIsLooking Joined Fri 06/06/08 Posts: 1365	Tue 08/12/08 12:48 PM
how is everyone today..its a beautiful day out...looks like a beach day

Fade2Black Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 50752	Tue 08/12/08 12:50 PM
how is everyone today..its a beautiful day out...looks like a beach day oooh oooh you driving?

ashley_renee Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 14755	Tue 08/12/08 01:03 PM
Speaking of Spanish ... wooh, do I have a story to tell... Last night, Philadelphia Direct called (around 9pm, a telemarketer) .. so I've been answering the phone, speaking spanish. "Hola. Coma estas?" They usually hang up. This woman goes "Hello?" So I say "Hola." She replies, "Hola. Coma estas bien? Es hable inglais?" My eyes just bug out and I'm thinking. 'Sh!t.' I just say "No hable englais." ..She laughs! So then she asks "Does anyone speak English in your house? En su casa?" I start laughing, not loudly so she can hear, but then I just hang up.

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 01:09 PM Edited by Gianni18 on Tue 08/12/08 01:11 PM
Speaking of Spanish ... wooh, do I have a story to tell... Last night, Philadelphia Direct called (around 9pm, a telemarketer) .. so I've been answering the phone, speaking spanish. "Hola. Coma estas?" They usually hang up. This woman goes "Hello?" So I say "Hola." She replies, "Hola. Coma estas bien? Es hable inglais?" My eyes just bug out and I'm thinking. 'Sh!t.' I just say "No hable englais." ..She laughs! So then she asks "Does anyone speak English in your house? En su casa?" I start laughing, not loudly so she can hear, but then I just hang up. I should teach you french so that they have no idea what the hell you're saying. I have a funny story too. I got a call from one of our purcahsers in Ohio. 'Hi my name is Beth'... She had a southern accent; apparently she was raised in the south. So she spoke to me and I transfered her to whomever she had to speak to. She called back moments later and said 'Hi it's Beth calling again. I got the voicebox and I couldn't understand the message because I don't speak Candian.' I swear she said that word for word. So I said, 'well was it French?', and she answered 'maybe I don't know.' So apparently Canadian is a language now. Maybe I'l teach yall how to speak it some day.

ashley_renee Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 14755	Tue 08/12/08 01:13 PM
I told my dad I'm going to learn to speak French because nobody knows how to speak it.

Gianni18 Joined Tue 07/22/08 Posts: 724	Tue 08/12/08 01:21 PM
I told my dad I'm going to learn to speak French because nobody knows how to speak it. K come to Montreal, I'll tutor you privately.

ashley_renee Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 14755	Tue 08/12/08 01:25 PM
I told my dad I'm going to learn to speak French because nobody knows how to speak it. K come to Montreal, I'll tutor you privately. You would. I could stay there two weeks and still come back only knowing one word in French. "Oui"