Bubba went to a pschiatrist, told the doc that he has a problem He said,
"everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared, I
think I'm crazy".
The dr. said, "just put yourself in my hands for one year. Come talk to
me three times a week, and we should be
able to get rid of those fears."
Bubba asks, "how much do you charge"?
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the dr.
"I'll sleep on it", Bubba said.
Six months later the dr. met Bubba on the street. "Why didn't you come
to see me about those fears you were having?" asked the psychiatrist.
Bubba says, "well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved
all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck."
"Is that so! and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?" said the dr.
Bubba says, "he told me to cut the legs off the bed!....Ain't nobody
under there now!"