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hi there <name goes here>, how are you doing these days?
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Your sister was better bwahaha... he didn't like that one 
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where the hells the child support...and by the way... you were never good in bed.... 
I like it..but mine would be slightly different...it would go something like this...."I dont need your pathetic excuse for child support cuz i cant even wipe my butt w/ it...and NO you didnt 'do the job'!!!"
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Fri 08/08/08 05:20 PM
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"you still owe me money from our first date!"
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How's the job waitressing at Waffle House?
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Still like to blow me?
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When I told you I Loved you well I lied. A$$$$hole
And all those times you thought you pleased me I faked it. 
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Take your lazy freakin' azz out of the apartment and buy our daughters their school supplies......Can't believe you wasted $1,000 on a Civil War re-inactment uniform instead of taking care of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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absolutely nothing, not worth talking to
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 very interesting responses
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"You think we're friends? I HAVE friends and they don't act like that...."
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Have a nice life. I hope one day you can get beyond the addiction of falling in love and actually stick around long enough to enjoy the love you made. But it will never be with me.
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our daughter is not a messenger
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Go home you do not live here!!!
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I could never say those words to you.
 You know that I think you are the worlds biggest sweetheart.
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Pretend I'm your ex, what would you say to me?
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I sure wish we would have gotten the chance to play dodgeball...
...I would have used a porcupine!
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i got nothing bad to say about him...breakup was amicable...oops..
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Be expecting a flamin potato bag full of horse sh!t on your front porch really soon!!!
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Pretend I'm your ex, what would you say to me?
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