Crap! Did I kill ANOTHER THREAD?

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

how is everyone?

Show and Tell

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment of bringing something to represent
their religion.


The first boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is the
Star of David."


The second boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm am Catholic and this is the
Crucifix."


The third boy got in front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy and I am Baptist and this is a casserole."

Hey Zewi.....how are you love.....next time you stay away this long I will personally come and kick your arce.....lol

afternoon all. Hope everyones weekend went good.

Damn good thing it's friday.

Heck of a thing when you can't find single people on a dating website!

You would think huh.......,but it's not that easy.......especially when the thread has been here for so long.....so invite your friends........

((((((((merle))))))))))


how are ya sweets?

Damn!!!!!!!!!!! Another failed joke!

Ok now I KNOW no one will care but I got to release my two Robins today! Woo Hoo!

Man! I am killing EVERY thread today. Take care all! *poof*

I am good and I feel the need to flirt, anyone interested

Oh well, guess not, so I am going to go out for a little while. See you guys later, maybe