Topic: Break up lines
Riding_Dubz's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:03 PM
She looks better on me then you,

lionsbrew's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:03 PM
i found out that two of every three people are crazy and after meeting your two best friends i believe them to be completely sane.laugh

BigGlenn's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:04 PM
I met someone online.

Tanzkity's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:04 PM
You are too good for me

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:05 PM
I just don't feel for you what a person in a relationship should feel for their partner.

(This means I think you suck in bed and suck even more that you did not notice I am totally dissatisfied with your sexual performance, or care I am not satisfied)

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:05 PM
We are just in different spaces in life right now and want different things.

(This means I think you are immature and irresponsible)

lionsbrew's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:06 PM
my mind is telling yes but your dads shotgun out rules my mind.laugh

Ted14621's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:07 PM

how about we just be friends?

Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, rightgrumble

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:07 PM
I don't think that long term we'd end of working out, we have different habits.

(This means you drink too much and I'm scared you'll turn into an alcoholic... in fact I think you already are)

BigGlenn's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:08 PM
You're really not my type, But your Mom is.
bigsmile

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:09 PM


how about we just be friends?

Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, rightgrumble


Ohhhh I do believe we got a bust going on RIGHT HERE!!!

no photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:09 PM


how about we just be friends?

Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, rightgrumble


Are you kidding us all? grumble

ImLookingForU2's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:09 PM
your best friends single and i think she digs me

BigGlenn's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:10 PM
I was hoping it would work, But I just met this great Russian girl...

Goofball73's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:11 PM
Edited by Goofball73 on Fri 08/08/08 12:12 PM
I miss being single, so ta-ta!

tngxl65's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:12 PM

We are just in different spaces in life right now and want different things.

(This means I think you are immature and irresponsible)


(Slumped on the couch still not dressed or showered or shaven...looks up from playstation, nods and says......) Yeah, uh huh... whatever hun. Can you bring me a beer?

Ted14621's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:16 PM



how about we just be friends?

Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, rightgrumble


Are you kidding us all? grumble

Nope, not kidding. She wrote me a dozen times saying when she gets to the US she wants to marry me, yeah rightgrumble
No I didn't send her any moneynoway

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:17 PM


We are just in different spaces in life right now and want different things.

(This means I think you are immature and irresponsible)


(Slumped on the couch still not dressed or showered or shaven...looks up from playstation, nods and says......) Yeah, uh huh... whatever hun. Can you bring me a beer?


You know.... this actually happened to me.... but it was a Nintendo something system. I unplugged the game unit....sat down, and told him I had no respect for him and wanted him out by the end of the month. (I had been making him use condoms for a few months as I did not trust him)

Turns out he had the last word..... I found out he was addicted to meth/coke, hadn't paid the bills in three months (including my car payment and all my drecit cards/utilities/rent), and told his friends he and I had an open relationship. So I had a STD test, got evicted, and am still rebuilding my credit. But dammit, I broke up with him.....noway

jtip1977's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:18 PM

After being with you. I realize I'm gay.
drinker

laugh laugh laugh

lilith401's photo
Fri 08/08/08 12:18 PM




how about we just be friends?

Irina12??? Hey you wrote me saying you were in Russia tryin' to get to the US and would I send you $1399. for air fare and you'd marry me...Yeah, rightgrumble


Are you kidding us all? grumble

Nope, not kidding. She wrote me a dozen times saying when she gets to the US she wants to marry me, yeah rightgrumble
No I didn't send her any moneynoway


I hope you reported her profile as a scammer. If you don't she keeps scamming people.