A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.

He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies "No, I haven''t found Jesus."

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven''t found Jesus."

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again--- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the d runk, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, ..................

"Are you sure this is where he fell in?

That's cute.

That is one of my favorite jokes.

When I was an investigator in Colorado Springs, I was approached by some people who were preaching the gospel.

They asked me if I had found Jesus.

I had my clipboard and pen in hand, I answered, "Thats not the case I am working on right now. When did he go missing?"

JB

Once I had a job of collecting signatures for a political candidate and I needed to get signatures of local residents.

I was approaching people at the post office outside and asking them if they were residents.

One of them answered, "No I'm an alien."

Being me, I very seriously asked them, "Really? What planet are you from?"

They looked at me like I was nuts.

That was cute!

sweet.

Oith!

The Army of the Lord

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door
as he always is to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.


The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"


My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't "see you except at Christmas and Easter?"


He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

funny!

((((((((smiles))))))))) big hugs for you Mr.