The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary
Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?' The French woman just
sniffed
and said to no one in particular, Americans are so rude. My little Fifi
is using that seat.' The Marine walked the entire train again, but
the
only seat left was under that dog. 'Please, ma'am May I sit down?
I'm
very tired.



She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!' This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked
up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The
woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor!
Put this American in his place!' An English gentleman sitting nearby
spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing
the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your
autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the
wrong ***** out the window.

Love it

good one lol

Wow,that IS a good one...Bravo

How cute!!! No offense to the French. It was just a joke,... like a blonde joke.