Topic: "do you know how to kiss"
MikeMontana's photo
Wed 03/14/07 06:54 PM
When i was 15 I met a really sweet girl named Tracey. One day I kissed
her, and she blushed deep red. Wooohooo! Yeah baby - that was a homerun!
WhoooDaMannn!

Or so I thought. After that day she wouldnt talk to me on the phone,
wouldnt see me - etc. Ouch! I never heard from tracey again.

Until ten years later, I ran into her at a mutual friend's birthday
party (a kids party). Once we realized we knew each other, we went thru
the "whats new in your life", "oh I'm married - that one over there is
mine" sort of thing. I couldnt resist. I had to ask.

"So what happened? I never heard from you again."

She blushed deep-red. Again. Oh yeah - same Tracey! Woohoo! WhoDaMann!
Then she explained "...I thought I was pregnant. At the time my mother,
who was VERY strict, had told me that 'once you kiss a boy, next thing
you know you'll be PREGNANT!"

We had a good laugh. I didnt kiss her this time.

TheRel's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:26 PM
you go boy this time you should have done it for real lol

mistyblue2012's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:31 PM
That is hysterical and oh so true....I heard that when I was little. I
always hung out with the kids on my block and there were times we played
"exploratory" games. I once thought I was pregnant for over a year
before I truly understood how all of that worked.
I think I called my mom in as a first grader and told her I was
pregnant...imagine her surpriselaugh
She set me straight!!!! I had forgotten about that before you posted
this!

mistyblue2012's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:31 PM
That is hysterical and oh so true....I heard that when I was little. I
always hung out with the kids on my block and there were times we played
"exploratory" games. I once thought I was pregnant for over a year
before I truly understood how all of that worked.
I think I called my mom in as a first grader and told her I was
pregnant...imagine her surpriselaugh
She set me straight!!!! I had forgotten about that before you posted
this!

mistyblue2012's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:32 PM
oops did double again....

Duffy's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:32 PM
ya pucker up for one of those juicy smackers.

AutumnLee21's photo
Wed 03/14/07 07:46 PM
thats too funny that happened to my mom when she was like 14 she had her
first kiss and called her mom crying on the phone because she thought
she was pregnant LOL. my first kiss was horrible he leaned in way to
hard head butted me and made my nose bleed lol. Than we tried it again
and he didnt have much luck the second time around lol....

MikeMontana's photo
Thu 03/15/07 04:46 PM
@Autumn: Head-butt for a first kiss with a nosebleed? Ah it was sign of
things to come... bust your head, your nose, then your heart. Shoulda
stopped on the first try.

no photo
Thu 03/15/07 04:49 PM
that story reminds me of a scene in the movie clerksII where a guy is
saying he hasn't had sex with his girlfriend because her parents put a
troll in her vagina that would bite him if they had sex lol

no photo
Tue 03/20/07 04:22 PM
yep... and get-er-done.happy happy

no photo
Fri 03/23/07 07:48 PM
i have been told i am a good kisser even with the french kiss

daniel48706's photo
Fri 03/23/07 07:51 PM
never had any complaints...

mdl7070's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:08 PM
funny story's. i havnt had anyone complain but it has been a long time
so i may have lost my touch. lol

nurjoyce's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:33 PM
no complaints either

DANE1973's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:38 PM
Hell yes I know how!I have never had any complaints.

Morena350's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:41 PM
ohhh no I don't know how to kiss,, I need to learn
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

Sluggo's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:51 PM
I need practice: are there any experts in the house?

buttons's photo
Sun 03/25/07 10:56 PM
me pick me!laugh laugh

daniel48706's photo
Mon 03/26/07 09:40 AM
and sluggo wonders why his phone ran away....
lol