Don't you like when people ask things that is obvious!

For example when your car breaks down and smoke is coming out of the engine a man drives by and asks," Is your car broke?"

YOu answer: No my car is just taking a cigeratte break!

or

when you are playing the piano and a someone comes and asks, "are you playing the piano?"

answer: No I am just polishing it right now.

Do you have any of these days? I have them all the time!

My pizza dilema

So I was calling to order a pizza ,with the menu in
hand, I order a large pizza with ground beef, bacon,
and extra cheese and the girl on the phone says "oh
I'm sorry we don't have any ground beef" so i say "but
here on the menu it says you have hamburger" and she
responds "Oh well we have hamburger!" So I said ok
I'll take the hamburger instead of the ground beef
then. She says no problem!

how about when someone wants to know the time, they point to their wrist

and heres your sign

I had a friend who used to work in technical support for a 24/7 callcenter. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, he
said, "Uh, Pacific" . .

True Story; I'm in McD's and order McNuggets. She asks if I want the 6 piece, 10 piece, or 20 piece, I say I'll take the half dozen. She stares at me for a moment and says i will have to get the manager for special orders... He walks up and she explains what is going on so he tells me they only come in 3,6,10, or 20 piece. I explain I only want a half dozen piece order and he repeats what he said before and walks away. I left..

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

A friend of mine is walking thru the Walmarts parking lot and see a woman having a hard time getting her key fob to work. He asks if he can help and she says the car door wont unlock when she pushes the button. How is she going to get into the car! He asks for the keys and walks over and puts the key in the lock turns it..the lock opens..the door opens...She smiles and say..."I thought that was only for the trunk"...

Is she blonde?...lol

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....

Yesterday my father bought radishes at the grocery store. The young cashier could not figure out the price and called the called the manager to ask for help. Then he told the manager, "Nevermind, I found it".

My father gets home and sees that he was charged for horseradish. Horseradish costs about .80 more than radishes, btw.

I'd have to walk away too.

I wish

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

This actually happened yesterday!

I went to Best Buy to buy some ink for my printer and while I was waiting in line a cashier asked how I was paying. I told him cash. He said sorry I can only take credit card at the moment.

(I guess his cash register wasn't opening to allow to put cash in it and only credit cards work at the moment)

so the person behind me went and paid by credit card.

So then the manager came and told him to go to another register as he got it ready for him.

As I wait in line another 10 minutes the lady behind me asks,

Are you waiting in line?

I told her - no I am waiting for the bus!

She said it was just a question.

Then I told her that the cashier at the moment only takes credit cards.

She said yes I heard that.

Then she says I have a credit card and brushes right pass me

The cashier says get back in line!

She says don't kill me I am just trying to pay

Then he waves at me to come as I could now pay in cash

and here is your sign!

I gotta tell you that is the best so far....

roflmao...wow! that one made me choke on my iced tea!