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Edited by
smiless
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A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies
Catholicism: If Shi't happens, I deserve it. Protestantism: Shi't won't happen if I work harder. Judaism: Why does this shi't always happen to me? Buddhism: When Shi't happens, is it really shi't? Islam: If shi't happens, take a hostage. Hinduism: This shi't happened before. Hare Krishna: Shi't happens Rama Lama Ding Dong. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi't. Did I miss a religion? |
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That's pretty funny! :)
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Christianity:
My sh't smells better than your sh't. Only my sh't floats. If you don't believe my sh't you are sh't. I've got the the real sh't. Worship my sh't or die! I won't take no sh't but I'll be glad to dish it out. |
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Christianity: My sh't smells better than your sh't. Only my sh't floats. If you don't believe my sh't you are sh't. I've got the the real sh't. Worship my sh't or die! I won't take no sh't but I'll be glad to dish it out.
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Pantheism:
Everything is sh't I'm sh't You're sh't We're all in this sh't together. 
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Wicca:
We sweep our sh't up. That's why we carry brooms around!
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Jediism:
May the force be our shi't |
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Edited by
smiless
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Tue 08/05/08 10:09 AM
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Scientology
Let us invent shi't from a sci fi book |
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Pantheism: Everything is sh't I'm sh't You're sh't We're all in this sh't together.
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Athiest
There aint no sh*t There cant be sh*t All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination |
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Athiest There aint no sh*t There cant be sh*t All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination Good one Duncan
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Athiest There aint no sh*t There cant be sh*t All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination Good one Duncan
 Thanks x
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Agnostic:
I don't know maybe your shi't is right
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Amish - Can I use that Sh't in my garden?
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Jehovah's Witness
Do you believe in a sh*t greater than yourself? I do believe I have witnessed your sh*t |
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