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Topic: A Brief Guide to which religion to choose
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Tue 08/05/08 09:48 AM
Edited by smiless on Tue 08/05/08 09:52 AM
A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies

Catholicism: If Shi't happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shi't won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shi't always happen to me?

Buddhism: When Shi't happens, is it really shi't?

Islam: If shi't happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shi't happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shi't happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi't.


Did I miss a religion?


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Tue 08/05/08 09:51 AM
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Tue 08/05/08 09:55 AM
That's pretty funny! :)
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Tue 08/05/08 09:59 AM
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Tue 08/05/08 10:02 AM
Christianity:

My sh't smells better than your sh't.

Only my sh't floats.

If you don't believe my sh't you are sh't.

I've got the the real sh't.

Worship my sh't or die!

I won't take no sh't but I'll be glad to dish it out.

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Tue 08/05/08 10:04 AM

Christianity:

My sh't smells better than your sh't.

Only my sh't floats.

If you don't believe my sh't you are sh't.

I've got the the real sh't.

Worship my sh't or die!

I won't take no sh't but I'll be glad to dish it out.


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Tue 08/05/08 10:05 AM
Pantheism:

Everything is sh't

I'm sh't

You're sh't

We're all in this sh't together. flowerforyou

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Tue 08/05/08 10:08 AM
Wicca:

We sweep our sh't up. That's why we carry brooms around!

drinker

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Tue 08/05/08 10:08 AM
Jediism:

May the force be our shi't


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Tue 08/05/08 10:09 AM
Edited by smiless on Tue 08/05/08 10:09 AM
Scientology

Let us invent shi't from a sci fi book

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Tue 08/05/08 10:36 AM

Pantheism:

Everything is sh't

I'm sh't

You're sh't

We're all in this sh't together. flowerforyou


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Tue 08/05/08 10:52 AM
Athiest

There aint no sh*t

There cant be sh*t

All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination

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Tue 08/05/08 10:53 AM

Athiest

There aint no sh*t

There cant be sh*t

All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination


Good one Duncanlaugh laugh

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Tue 08/05/08 10:55 AM


Athiest

There aint no sh*t

There cant be sh*t

All the sh*t is a figment of someone's sh*t imagination


Good one Duncanlaugh laugh

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blushing blushing Thanks x

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Tue 08/05/08 10:59 AM
Agnostic:

I don't know maybe your shi't is rightlaugh

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Tue 08/05/08 11:04 AM
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Tue 08/05/08 11:16 AM
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Tue 08/05/08 11:22 AM
Amish - Can I use that Sh't in my garden?

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Tue 08/05/08 11:27 AM
Jehovah's Witness

Do you believe in a sh*t greater than yourself?

I do believe I have witnessed your sh*t

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Tue 08/05/08 11:34 AM
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