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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it! Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told. I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.  
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q. why did god make man first?
A. becuase he didn't want to listen to a woman tell him how to do it. |
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Edited by
msmyka
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Sun 08/03/08 09:22 PM
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q. why did god make man first? A. becuase he didn't want to listen to a woman tell him how to do it. Yeah, because she would have nagged him to do it right the first time. OH SNAP 
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q. why did god make man first? A. becuase he didn't want to listen to a woman tell him how to do it. Nah, trial and error. Everybody makes mistakes the first time around. Just glad he got it right the second time.
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Edited by
michiganman3
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Tue 08/05/08 06:54 AM
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Even God got tired of listening to Adam........
Why doesn't she like me? I can't get a date! I don't think of her as "just a friend" Should I bring flowers on the first date, I mean we live in a garden? Yada Yada Yada........ |
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