YOU HAVE TO LOVE INDIAN WOMEN .
1. for their ability to play rez ball, take care of 20 kids, and manage
to make sandwiches at the same time when at a basketball tournament.

2. for any reason to say Aye! at the end of. a joke.

3. for their ability to cram 20 people in one room at the Super 8 motel
during a powwow.

4. for their ability to make commodity food taste like a 4-star culinary
feast.

5. for their ability to make those breakfast/lunch/dinner burritos that
we all love so much.

6. for their ability to expertly point with their lips at that fine
grass dancer with the long braids.

7. for their ability to make a rez car look good.

8. for the ability to change a tire, the oil, a spark plug, or anything
on the car.

9. for those little hairs that always seem to stick up no matter how
much hairspray applied.

10. for their ability to work wonders with bailing wire and, of course,
duct tape!!

11. for their ability to keep sweat pants fashionable no matter what
occasion.

12. for their ability to make that all-tourney t-shirt and shorts into
the one and only Indian swimsuit.

13. for their ability to stay out all Friday night at the Indian casino
and still hit the early Saturday morning yard sales.

14. for their ability to lead all the round dance songs at Gatherings
49.

15. for their tendency to want to bead every clothing item of the entire
family.

16. for their ability to give one look at their man to shut him up.

17. for her ability to go to the store with those infamous pink rollers
in her hair with not one hint of embarrassment.

18. for their ability to pee on the road side or behind any shrub no
matter how small.

19. for their ability to somehow get her husband to ask for some of his
money out of his own paycheck.

20. and last but not least for their wonderful ability to sneak 10 extra
drumsticks of chicken and biscuits into their Tupperware from the buffet
in town to later feed the family.

Thats great. Sounds like the perfect woman. Is it you?

I am the perfect woman

YOU KNOW IT BABE