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| Topic: Do you know any good crack jokes? | |
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I was talking with my daughter and she gave me this idea to start this
thread and it goes a little like this: You're butt is so big it claps when you walk.  Your breath stinks so bad the toothpaste moved out. You have more peas on your head than Del Monte has in the can. |
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Your daughter should,nt talk to you like that, lol!
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your breath smells so bad your teeth moved out and got a restraining
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No Slim....
Please don't get it twisted....she was just telling me some jokes and I thought it was funny and wanted to share with my friends on JSH-no doubt, all of my children have mad respect for me...So do you know any good ones....???  I love to laugh! LOL
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you didnt like mine?
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No queenbee, I don,t spend time with jokes as you can see I,m not good
at it. |
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you smell so bad your nose is runnin.
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Hello Hosea
 ,Not only did I like it! I'm gonna use it on someone this weekend...it was funny! Got anymore?  
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 BB brain!
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Ya snuck in on me!
Im still thinking.
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Crack joke? How about this?
I think your butt is broken! It has a huge crack going down the middle! Lame? Yes....very.
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That plumier got more crack than all of harlem.
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Besides, there are better things a man can do with you.
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It's ok Slim......
 I still got nothin' but love for you! 
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well, lets get crackin.
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Like what Slim
Inquiring Queen Bee mind wants to know.....
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your breath is so bad,I use it to open my mail
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do you really wanna know ?
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 yep!
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Let's keep it nice
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