HA! I ran across this poem generator. If you give it the first line , it will give you a silly poem. I chose the line . "Today has not been my day" and I chose several poems and put them together...here is what it made HA!

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Poem/

Today has not been my day

In my brain I feel I should make an incision

Scratch and save is a game we all play

The warped barrel was a fool's frustration

Today has not been my day

does nothing to launder the backs of you fears

And how do you make them go away?

Here we go round the prickly pear, prickly pear, prickly pear

Today has not been my day

The sun sparkles, and sprinkles not the rain

What I could use is a good roll in the hay.

Even extra strength Advil(tm) can't cure this pain

Today has not been my day

AS I Dance Naked in the forrest shouting HE He he

the magic, the word, the poem is gone astray

Whatever it is it can't be me

Today has not been my day

But then again, don't they all?

Oh, glorious day!

writing a phone number on the bathroom stall !






Try it out when you are bored!

cool

I am the one

leaving bar, plastered as a French restaurant

bakes upon. bakes upon stones

In this flat is an angry tenant

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I have no idea

HA! some make you go Hmmmmm????