Your So Poor: your baloney doesn't have a first name.

You so poor, You gotta wind a rubberband to drive your car.

Your so poor... you cant even pay attention.

you so poor you live with your momma lol

hey i live with my mama LOL

your so poor the bridge you lived under moved.

i wasn't tryin to disrespect anyone who lives with their mom.
i have a weird sense of humor and it made me laugh. infact my corny ass
is still laughing about it lol.


actually bill it fell in on me because i'm so ugly. lol

I'm so poor I can't afford a hair cut.

Your so poor you can't afford to pay attention !! roflmao!!

...that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

...they put her photo on food stamps.

...when I visited her trailer, 2 ****roaches tripped me and a Rat tried
to steal my wallet.

...she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

...burglars break into her home and leave money.

...when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had
run out.

...the building society repossed her cardboard box.

...she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

...each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

...she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

...when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was
doing....'Moving' she replied.

...I caught her trying to use food stamps in the Gobstopper machine.

...when I rang her doorbell, she said 'Ding-Dong'

...I asked her where the 'facilities were' and she replied - "Pick a
corner...ANY corner..."

...I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's
tearing down the drapes!!!!"

...I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said
"Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."

...only time she smelled Hot Food was when a rich bloke farted...

...when I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered -
"Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

...she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.

...closest thing to a car she owns is a low-riding Shopping
trolley....with a box on it...

...she had to take out a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

...I went into her 'living room', stepped on a Fag butt and she shouted
- "Oi, who turned off the heater!"

...I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying -
"Who knocked???"

...I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

...she does drive-by shootings from the school bus.

...when she asked me over to dinner I took a paper plate from the
kitchen and she growled - "Don't use the good china"

Yo Doctor so poor, he uses chewing gum as a bandaid.

You family so poor you's live in a 2-story Cracker Jack box.

Yo Mama's so damn poor, her front porch matt says 'Wel'...

Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air
conditioning.

Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other
people's fingers.

Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette
and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap
you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord, we got heat!"

LOL no disrespect taken King i was just bein an ass, I know it was just
a joke Cheers