you get scared half to death twice?

lmao you die twice? lol

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You ended up laying in a big fridge with a tag on your toe.

if you got scared half to death twice? its simple, first lets assume you were to live for 100 years, if youu got scared to half to death it would be knocked down to 50, and if it happened again i would assume 25, but theres another part to this equation which is, if you get scared half to death and are past 50 are you going to die? no, obviously, it would be a matter of how many years you have to live, so tehrefor if you're 25 and ur lifespan is 70 half to death would be the 45 years which would be knckked down by 22 1/2 years, makes sense right?

"THAT MAKES ABOUT AS MUCH SENSE AS EXXON SUEING ALASKA FOR GETTING DUCK FEATHERS IN THIER OIL!!"

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Well..it would only take half of the remaining half each time. LOL

I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!!!!!

I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading that

I understand what you are saying. It is a kinda like waking up in the morning only to discover yourself dead in the bed!!!!!!!!

....or reading your own Obit in the Newspaper..

yes, i felt that explanation did get a little over board, but thats just my way of thinking haha, and you're complaining about having to read it for 5 minutes, tryin thinking about it and writing for 10 minutes into words most intelligent people would understand

you would be 1/2 dead twice

exactly half dead twice, you'd think that you could just assume ur at 1/4 of the total, but you gotta think how many years you have left and how many years youve lived into effect, so therefor if its 100 years total and ur 20, that means 80 years left, then scared half to death which makes ur newer total 60 years since youve already lived for 20, then lets say at 30 you get scared half to death again, ur 30 and ur total is 60 therefor you'd move to 45 since the half to death now would be 15 years since your total years was 60, understand now?

theres another 5

you die once*duh*