The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet
is the male penis. This is due to the fact that
69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.

On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!

HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007,
the penis will now be taxed according to size.

The brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00

Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.

Hilarious, but sooooooooo true!!!

That's funny Cat ... thanks for the laugh!

too funny

Okay so this p tax information.....obviously you went to the National
Inquirer for your source, and we need to know this right?

that is too good lol

you should pass the p information on to the guy that knows about bras.
he might need to know about p's. so there.