ONE-POINT DARES

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors
open.

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

11. Run 3 laps around the office.

THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barreled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over
his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
pornography web sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as"Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".

5. Call someone in the office, when they answer, say "I really can't
talk right now I am very busy."

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in:
"The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

Awww no one liked my post?

The coffee one!

I would so do that too!

Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.