Far too many to list here...

Too many for me mention here also. My heart goes out to you
Thndghost.

Yeah, getting married. Everything else is strictly petty stuff.

Oh, when I was a kid, I tricked my brother into eating soap. But, hey,
I was a kid. He hardly ever falls for that anymore....

When I said " I do " to my ex. ( hitting forehead ) STUPID STUPID STUPID

Im with you CCP. too many

LMAO!!

Mine goes with my ouch story. When I was 13, I got drunk and broke into
my neighbors house that I was watchin while they were on vacation. I
stole the dad's .32 cal pistol, and put it away in my room(bad times,
thought I needed a gun). About a week or so later, I was checkin it out
while sittin in the recliner watchin TV. I was young and freakin cool
with that thing, or so I though at the time. I had it layin flat in my
open hand, just lookin at it, and it just went off. No touchin the
trigger, nothin. Just POW!! I went to lookin around for where the bullet
hit, realizin the parents would notice a bullet hole in the house. I was
lookin hard for it, and noticed a tear in my pant leg that wasn't there
before.

I lifted my pant leg, and my sock was wet and red. Then, the pain
started, and I cried like a b*tch. I hobbled over to a neighbors house,
and in between whines and cries, I blurted out my mom's work #. The lady
called my mom and told her I shot myself in the foot, and needed to go
to the hospital. Mom was on her way. She made a 45 minute drive in 20
mins, cuz she thought I shot myself with dad's shotgun. She got there,
and saw I still had a foot, and went to askin questions. I told her
exactly how and when I got it, as long as I could get my leg to quit
hurtin, I didn't care what else happened. Mom drove me to the hospital,
and left dad a note that said only," Bill shot himself with this gun.
We're at the hospital." Not tellin him in the note that I'd shot myself
in the foot, dad was freakin bookin it to come see us. I got the
pleasure of explainin to my already freaked out dad how I got the gun
too. Then came the actual doctor visit. Cleanin the wound out hurts
worse than gettin the wound, let me tell ya. Then I had to tell the lady
cop everything too, and she called the people who I stole it from, and
they said they wouldn't press charges, but I had to come over after I
got home. I went over there, and they all looked f*ckin PISSED, which
they had every right to be. I sat down at the table with them, and they
all started laughin histerically at the same time. I learned a lot of
lessons that day, that's for damn sure. Sorry it's to long yall.

wow thndgoast, that is a tuff one.

sorry that this happened.

Not hopping on the back of the preacher mans harley davidson and running
off to tijuana on my wedding day!!! its true!!

giving my ex the recliner our son spewed his dinner in, and not telling
him. But, I only "kinda" felt bad afterward, does that count?

Most resent,
I made the one I love, feel bad, and made her feel I doubted
her!
FOR "THAT", im trully SORRY!
SOMETIMES, im to "REAL" about things in life!
And I need to let the little things in life, JUST HAPPEN!
I love you, babe.......

I Love You

{{{{{Sis}}}}} I know how hard that was for you. Sometimes doing the
right thing can be the hardest choice of all. I know you did what you
had to do because you love him more than life itself. You are a brave &
incredible woman.

Sorry for that lession Red, but im just wondering NOW,
what is your view on guns and do you NOW have one??

I sent Maggie the nympho / gourmet cook packin.

I use to light the woods on fire and watch the firetrucks come and put
it out..