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Still married and never told me.......
Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... |
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When their excuse for hanging up on me when I call is that they thought I was a telemarketer! damn i should try that !!!! |
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Chlamydia
or an ex-husband who is currently missing under suspicious circumstances |
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. |
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Chlamydia or an ex-husband who is currently missing under suspicious circumstances Either way its going to hurt huh.............. |
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If she has a vast collection of pen!ses in glass jars!
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Drugs are bad mmmmmmk.... Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair that i was asked if i get high Do you get high? Yeah i do. On life that is |
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baby's mama drama
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Drugs are bad mmmmmmk.... Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair, that i was asked if i get high I never said anything, did I? As if |
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Edited by
myssfytz
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Tue 07/22/08 10:17 PM
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Drugs are bad mmmmmmk.... Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair, that i was asked if i get high I never said anything, did I? As if hmmmm...: |
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high???? Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker. |
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high???? Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker. Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that............. |
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If she screams God's name more than mine and tries telling me she was just being spiritual
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Drugs are bad mmmmmmk.... Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair that i was asked if i get high Do you get high? Lmao heck I can answer that question for him NO he does not. Problem is most do form and opinion at first glance and tend to judge others even if we don't mean too. I have known Michael(TheShadow) for 2 years through this site. He is one that takes things with a grain of salt and speaks his mind very much a people person he does listen to what others say. And does not let life get him down. |
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Edited by
iRon
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Tue 07/22/08 10:31 PM
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high???? Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker. Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that............. Yeah the therapist just tried to blame for all of it on me....That was a deal breaker between her and I. Well that and the $175 she charged be to tell me it was all fault. Hell, I could have called either one of my ex wifes or my mom for that advise for FREE... |
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high???? Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker. Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that............. Yeah the therapist just tried to blame for all of it....That was a deal breaker between her and I. Well that and the $175 she charged be to tell me it was all fault. Hell, I could have called either one of my ex wifes or my mom for that advise for FREE... I have heard it all then.................... |
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Still married and never told me....... Hitting me in my sleep...... Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to. using mt AMEX without my permission. Using my AMEX with my permission...... having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away.... being stocked I have more too but I will stop here...... Wow to that.................i offer...... as a condolence prize............. I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high???? Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker. Take the time to cut the thorns off first. Less painful that way. |
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