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Topic: Ladies and Gents.............
iRon's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:09 PM
Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......




myssfytz's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:09 PM

When their excuse for hanging up on me when I call is that they thought I was a telemarketer!rofl




damn i should try that !!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

CleanBathroom's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:10 PM
Chlamydia

or

an ex-husband who is currently missing under suspicious circumstances

Tanzkity's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:12 PM

Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:

Tanzkity's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:13 PM

Chlamydia

or

an ex-husband who is currently missing under suspicious circumstances


Either way its going to hurt huh..............

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:13 PM
:banana:If she has a vast collection of pen!ses in glass jars!:banana:

TheShadow's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:14 PM



Drugs are bad mmmmmmk....


Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair that i was asked if i get highgrumble


Do you get high?flowerforyou flowerforyou


Yeah i do. On life that is:wink:

msmyka's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:14 PM
baby's mama drama slaphead

TheShadow's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:16 PM



Drugs are bad mmmmmmk....


Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair, that i was asked if i get highgrumble
slapheadI thought you did! Sorry, if I turned you off just now!rofl


I never said anything, did I?love






























































As ifrofl rofl

myssfytz's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:17 PM
Edited by myssfytz on Tue 07/22/08 10:17 PM




Drugs are bad mmmmmmk....


Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair, that i was asked if i get highgrumble
slapheadI thought you did! Sorry, if I turned you off just now!rofl


I never said anything, did I?love






























































As ifrofl rofl



hmmmm...:

iRon's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:17 PM


Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:



I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high????

Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker.

Tanzkity's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:19 PM



Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:



I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high????

Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker.


Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that.............:smile: :smile:

Engraven_Image's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:21 PM
If she screams God's name more than mine and tries telling me she was just being :angel:spiritual:angel:

TxsGal3333's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:21 PM



Drugs are bad mmmmmmk....


Have to agree. I can't count how many times because i have long hair that i was asked if i get highgrumble


Do you get high?flowerforyou flowerforyou


Lmao heck I can answer that question for him NO he does not. Problem is most do form and opinion at first glance and tend to judge others even if we don't mean too. I have known Michael(TheShadow) for 2 years through this site. He is one that takes things with a grain of salt and speaks his mind very much a people person he does listen to what others say. And does not let life get him down.

iRon's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:26 PM
Edited by iRon on Tue 07/22/08 10:31 PM




Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:



I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high????

Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker.


Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that.............:smile: :smile:




Yeah the therapist just tried to blame for all of it on me....That was a deal breaker between her and I. Well that and the $175 she charged be to tell me it was all fault. Hell, I could have called either one of my ex wifes or my mom for that advise for FREE...:wink:

Tanzkity's photo
Tue 07/22/08 10:31 PM





Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:



I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high????

Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker.


Yeah you are in need of good lovin or therapy from all that.............:smile: :smile:




Yeah the therapist just tried to blame for all of it....That was a deal breaker between her and I. Well that and the $175 she charged be to tell me it was all fault. Hell, I could have called either one of my ex wifes or my mom for that advise for FREE...:wink:


I have heard it all then....................flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou

lilangel2's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:17 AM
laugh

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 07/23/08 12:21 AM



Still married and never told me.......


Hitting me in my sleep......



Her dog must sleep between us and my dog is not allowed to.



using mt AMEX without my permission.


Using my AMEX with my permission......


having a few beers when its hot or with a cheeseburger and then finding out that every day is hot and every meal is cheeseburgers


the drunken brother who turns on the heater and cooks cheeseburgers for every meal and wants to live in my house...for free

having a chick that comes over for the night and three weeks and a restraining order later she finally goes away....

being stocked

I have more too but I will stop here......







Wow to that.................i offer......flowerforyou flowerforyou flowerforyou as a condolence prize.............:banana: :banana: :banana:



I am sad to say all of them have happened to me.....maybe by bar is too high????

Thank you for the flowers and that reminds me.....Here is another, being beat repeatably with a dozen roses you just gave to a lady. Thats a painful deal breaker.


Take the time to cut the thorns off first. Less painful that way.

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