There are two guys one working in a circus and the other getting a blow
job from a 90 year old lady... So, what are both of them thinking right
now???

Don't look down...


2. Why do men Fart more then women?

answer: women don't shut-up long enough to build up necessary pressure.

3. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?

Answer: cause they don't got balls to scratch in the morning.

4. Woman walks into a dentist office to get a tooth pulled and the pain
is soo great. She tells the dentist:" I rather give birth then get this
tooth removed."

The dentist tells her: " Make up your mind so I know how much gas to
give you."

5.what's a redhead Mating call?

Answer: Has the blonde woman left yet....

I like #5