I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss adn all the rest!!!

I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation!!
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!
I think my job is really swell, there's nothing else I love so well!
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my computer and its software; I hug it often, though it won't care.
I love each program and every file, I'd love them more if they worked for a while!!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am
I'm the happiest slave of the firm, I am!
I love this work, I love these chores
I love the meetins with deadly bores!
I love my job - I'll say it again, I even love those friendly men
Those friendly men who've come today, in clean white coats to take me away!!!!!

THAT is so CLEVER!!! I love it!!!

Ya kno. I used to be like that when I was in the Marines for 20. Thought they couldn't do without me. Kno what? They is still going strong minus me. That's life.