If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the
morgue and reserve a table, because you are dead...

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your
vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection, she saw apair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd.

She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

OMG I almost peed my pants!

Thats funny!!

OMG lol Very on behalf of the missus!!!

But in regards to myself underwear is a no-no for me.

<His Royal Majesty, Consort to Her Royal Highness... 'The Queen of Ugly' ... King Clark, walks in, looks around.

Shakes head, then leaves muttering to himself>;

"Noway .. I'm saying anything here..." .

Glad ya all like it!! I wasn't sure if it was on here before or not as I don't read all the stuff.

Guess I didn't do to bad this time.

You did good!