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or my personal favorite
Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled. |
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I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.
-- George Burns |
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or my personal favorite Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled. Hey Lookin... why the long face? |
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I walked into a bar??
badda boom |
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There should be standard issue headbands available in congress.
There are several who might see clearer to move on certain issues, if only they could keep the foreskin out of their eyes. |
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a chance at love and happiness is 50/50. playing it safe is 0/100 wtg! |
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or this one? If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you. sunshine you ok, went on a posting frenzy, but above is my fav. |
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There should be standard issue headbands available in congress. There are several who might see clearer to move on certain issues, if only they could keep the foreskin out of their eyes. |
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Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.
-- Anonymous |
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In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
-- Brian Weir |
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"Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult!" |
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"Don't make me cry if you won't be there to wipe away my tears!"
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Edited by
HMontana
on
Thu 08/14/08 08:03 PM
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
(math teacher quote????) |
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice? (math teacher quote????) Well... Seems like you should still have 1/4 life left? |
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Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
--Liz Bebesco |
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One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.
-- Dale Carnegie |
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"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go"
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"Never make someone your everything because when they've gone you've got... nothing"
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"Its a lot easier to say one doesn't like someone anymore than to explain all the reasons why they still do!"
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Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands
-- Anne Frank |
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