Topic: One of my favorites...
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Tue 08/12/08 08:46 PM
or my personal favorite


Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.


tngxl65's photo
Tue 08/12/08 08:47 PM
I was married by a judge - I should have asked for a jury.

-- George Burns

tngxl65's photo
Tue 08/12/08 08:48 PM

or my personal favorite


Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.




Hey Lookin... why the long face?

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Tue 08/12/08 09:05 PM
I walked into a bar??

badda boom

Beachfarmer's photo
Tue 08/12/08 09:24 PM
There should be standard issue headbands available in congress.
There are several who might see clearer to move on certain issues, if only they could keep the foreskin out of their eyes.

franshade's photo
Wed 08/13/08 05:07 AM

a chance at love and happiness is 50/50.
playing it safe is 0/100


wtg! drinks

franshade's photo
Wed 08/13/08 05:08 AM

or this one?

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.



sunshine you ok, went on a posting frenzy, but above is my fav. flowerforyou

JusWannaSayHi's photo
Wed 08/13/08 05:09 AM

There should be standard issue headbands available in congress.
There are several who might see clearer to move on certain issues, if only they could keep the foreskin out of their eyes.


drinker

franshade's photo
Wed 08/13/08 05:15 AM
Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.


-- Anonymous

franshade's photo
Wed 08/13/08 05:15 AM
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.


-- Brian Weir

Poetrywriter's photo
Thu 08/14/08 05:51 PM
"Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind
that makes it so difficult!"

Poetrywriter's photo
Thu 08/14/08 05:53 PM
"Don't make me cry if you won't be there to wipe away my tears!"

HMontana's photo
Thu 08/14/08 08:02 PM
Edited by HMontana on Thu 08/14/08 08:03 PM
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(math teacher quote????)

tngxl65's photo
Thu 08/14/08 08:10 PM

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

(math teacher quote????)


Well... Seems like you should still have 1/4 life left?

franshade's photo
Fri 08/15/08 05:58 AM
Blessed are those that can give without remembering and take without forgetting.



--Liz Bebesco

franshade's photo
Fri 08/15/08 05:59 AM
One of the most tragic things I know about human nature is that all of us tend to put off living. We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon-instead of enjoying the roses blooming outside our windows today.

-- Dale Carnegie

Poetrywriter's photo
Fri 08/15/08 03:46 PM
"Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means you are strong enough to let go"

Poetrywriter's photo
Fri 08/15/08 03:48 PM
"Never make someone your everything because when they've gone you've got... nothing"

Poetrywriter's photo
Fri 08/15/08 09:29 PM
"Its a lot easier to say one doesn't like someone anymore than to explain all the reasons why they still do!"

tngxl65's photo
Fri 08/15/08 09:43 PM
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands

-- Anne Frank