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I could quote Steve Martin all night..... my first comedy album was "Wild and Crazy Guy". I think I knew every line on the whole album. I'll be swell enough not to recite them all here.
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"Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things.
The saddest summary of a life is: could have, might have, and should have." - Louis E. Boone |
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Dont follow me, I'm lost too.
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I could quote Steve Martin all night..... my first comedy album was "Wild and Crazy Guy". I think I knew every line on the whole album. I'll be swell enough not to recite them all here. Thanks, babe, we do appreciate that!!! 
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. |
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5 out of every 4 people have trouble with fractions!
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Dont follow me, I'm lost too. dammit Fran, I was ready to follow you to the ends of the earth 
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Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams.
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Sex is felt on the outside, Love is felt on the inside. I want to feel the inside before the outside. I want the whole picture and not just the frame the picture came it!
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Sex is felt on the outside, Love is felt on the inside. I want to feel the inside before the outside. I want the whole picture and not just the frame the picture came it! and who said that? |
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Sex is felt on the outside, Love is felt on the inside. I want to feel the inside before the outside. I want the whole picture and not just the frame the picture came it! and who said that? I did! |
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, natural things that money can buy.
(had to get one more. Sue me) |
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Let your tears come. Let them water your soul.
Eileen Mayhew |
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Sex is felt on the outside, Love is felt on the inside. I want to feel the inside before the outside. I want the whole picture and not just the frame the picture came it! and who said that? I did! Very nice
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, natural things that money can buy. (had to get one more. Sue me) yeah like you have any money left ...
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, natural things that money can buy. (had to get one more. Sue me) yeah like you have any money left ...
Surely the women will love me for my keen wit and charming smile..... 
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Sex is felt on the outside, Love is felt on the inside. I want to feel the inside before the outside. I want the whole picture and not just the frame the picture came it! and who said that? I did! kudos - great quote!!!
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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome, natural things that money can buy. (had to get one more. Sue me) yeah like you have any money left ...
Surely the women will love me for my keen wit and charming smile.....
yes  they will
just to make sure, hold onto some cash 
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Wed 07/30/08 08:08 AM
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Surely the women will love me for my keen wit and charming smile.....
yes they will
just to make sure, hold onto some cash
Oh, yeah... I know how it goes..... top things a woman looks for in a man. What they say - What they mean Sense of humor - Will laugh if you have money Good personality - Anyone with money is charming Fun Loving - Enough money to have fun Nice looks - Everyone looks better with money Financially secure - Long term money |
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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.
-— Alan Ayckbourn |
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If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
-- Estelle Getty |
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