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Topic: Funny Bumper Stickers
smilewithme Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 156	Fri 03/09/07 03:44 PM
I saw this bumper sticker yesterday ... If you are going to ride my ass... At least, you could pull my hair!

Tneal Joined Sat 10/28/06 Posts: 2795	Fri 03/09/07 04:01 PM
LOL to flippin funny. I want that one...

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Fri 03/09/07 04:01 PM
I used to have a bumper sticker that said....."Honk! If you slept with Clinton!" Needless to say, I received a lot of honks!

teddybear68 Joined Sat 02/24/07 Posts: 22	Fri 03/09/07 04:10 PM
Horn broken, watch for finger. Mean people bite.....nice people lick.

ccrzyolfool Joined Fri 12/01/06 Posts: 465	Fri 03/09/07 04:34 PM
had one on a van I had years ago before you get any closer let me open the doors for you

gardenforge Joined Tue 01/16/07 Posts: 1322	Fri 03/09/07 11:25 PM
I saw one that said "Why am I the only person on this planet that knows how to drive."

Marie55 Joined Wed 08/30/06 Posts: 7007	Fri 03/09/07 11:32 PM
One of my daughter's favorites - she wanted to find it to put on our friend's Russ' pickup - Cowboys butts drive me nuts.

Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Sat 03/10/07 02:32 PM
~~Perks~~ Licks?? :)

sugarjen Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 2265	Sat 03/10/07 02:39 PM
I saw one that said...grow some dope, plant a man

Thndrghost Joined Wed 01/17/07 Posts: 1217	Sat 03/10/07 05:56 PM
I have one (I collect them) that says (in old fashioned script) "Me thinks thou art a **** head"

GhostWhisperer Joined Sun 03/11/07 Posts: 333	Sun 03/11/07 02:29 PM
LOL....that's great!! I saw one the other day that I thought was too good. In VERY tiny letters, it said "If you can read this, you are too F***ing close".

BigGlenn Joined Thu 11/30/06 Posts: 4877	Sun 03/11/07 02:33 PM
Here's one... YOU DON"T KNOW YOUR WIFE, 'TIL YOU SEE HER IN COURT and another... OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE LOST, I MISS MY MIND THE MOST

thefunone Joined Mon 02/26/07 Posts: 28	Sun 03/11/07 08:40 PM
I liked this one....Stupid SHOULD Hurt!

smilewithme Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 156	Mon 03/12/07 02:36 AM
These are great ... keep em coming!

ScottyBravo Joined Mon 02/26/07 Posts: 9613	Mon 03/12/07 05:01 AM
Heres one I saw years ago: Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks your an a**hole

don2610 Joined Thu 11/09/06 Posts: 500	Mon 03/12/07 01:16 PM
How about this, seen on my way to Georgia Don't follow to close or I will flick a booger on you

derfw3 Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 198	Mon 03/12/07 02:16 PM
"YOU! Out of the gene pool!" "Prepare aft torpedos for firing." "Vegetarian- Indian word for lousy hunter." "If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" "Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life on this planet." (after 9-11) "I love New York but I still hate the Yankees." "My hockey mom can beat your soccer mom." "Give blood, play hockey." <- on my car "Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them." "I'm through with love. Thank God there's still sex." "Work Harder! Millions on welefare depend on you." "I do what the voices in my pants tell me to do." "Just a pirate looking for booty." "Jesus is coming... look busy." "Jesus is coming... hide the porn." "Got Milf?" And yes, I have entirely too much time on my hands. :D You can find some of these at http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm

smilewithme Joined Thu 10/05/06 Posts: 156	Mon 03/12/07 07:12 PM
Those are great ... thanks!

tallandtttanned Joined Sun 08/13/06 Posts: 3103	Mon 03/12/07 08:59 PM
cash , grass , or ass nobody rides for free

heatherrae Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 4871	Mon 03/12/07 09:19 PM
my fav is "silly boys, trucks are for girls!" I also like the gay pride one thats just a pic of a rainbow and it says on it "come out come out wherever you are!"