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I'm just so tired of women being overwhelmed with my bald head. I'm beginning to believe they think it is a solar sex panel. 
Is it really a solar sex panel?? If so im interested, where can i get one?? |
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#1 I think i look fat #2 My face is breaking out #3 I cant do a thing with my hair #5 I have this huge boil on my... well how do i get rid of it #6 I have nothing to wear #7 The babysitter flaked #8 No one will talk to me #9 I ran out of toilet paper And #10 DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???? lmao michelle your not fat wash with a cleansing facial scrub see a doctor those hurt ...lol go shopping i have daughters willing to babysit ill send you one ill talk to you ..email me i have some spare toilet paper your gorgeous I could not resist posting that, but thank you for the love even though it's just me kidding around!!!!! well one is true but i am not telling which one.....LMAO |
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I have a mouse in my house!!! 
Well what do you expect? It's freakin COLD in Minnesota!!! he's already trying to find a place to hole up for the winter.....LOL Sorry TT. I have a couple of friends who live In Minnesota and I just can't resist messing with them too.... 
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I'm just so tired of women being overwhelmed with my bald head. I'm beginning to believe they think it is a solar sex panel.
Is it really a solar sex panel?? If so im interested, where can i get one??   For you right here
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Solar Sex Panel???
 
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#1 I think i look fat #2 My face is breaking out #3 I cant do a thing with my hair #5 I have this huge boil on my... well how do i get rid of it #6 I have nothing to wear #7 The babysitter flaked #8 No one will talk to me #9 I ran out of toilet paper And #10 DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???? lmao michelle your not fat wash with a cleansing facial scrub see a doctor those hurt ...lol go shopping i have daughters willing to babysit ill send you one ill talk to you ..email me i have some spare toilet paper your gorgeous I could not resist posting that, but thank you for the love even though it's just me kidding around!!!!! well one is true but i am not telling which one.....LMAO I know you were joking doll .. so was i .. i dont have any spare toilet paper gotta go get some 
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#1 I think i look fat Ummmm....yer out of your mind...lol #2 My face is breaking out
Glue it back together? #3 I cant do a thing with my hair
Then don't do ANYTHING with it. You just might start a new fashion. #5 I have this huge boil on my... well how do i get rid of it
Ummmm...I'm leaving that one alone....lol #6 I have nothing to wear
See Number 3 #7 The babysitter flaked
Find one that is less flaky and more crusty?? #8 No one will talk to me
Keep talking. Eventually someone will answer. Even if it winds up being yourself. #9 I ran out of toilet paper
Banana leaves. They are HUGE! And #10 DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???
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Omg that was too funny
 thank you justaguy
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Some guy just sent me a message saying he was moving to my area and looking for an apartment and a roommate....
Well that's just great but do I look like an apartment guide or a roommate finder? I think NOT. 
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I'm just so tired of women being overwhelmed with my bald head. I'm beginning to believe they think it is a solar sex panel.
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sat 07/19/08 02:46 PM
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#1 I think i look fat #2 My face is breaking out #3 I cant do a thing with my hair #5 I have this huge boil on my... well how do i get rid of it #6 I have nothing to wear #7 The babysitter flaked #8 No one will talk to me #9 I ran out of toilet paper And #10 DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???? 1. You are NOT fat. 2. Your face needs to be seen smiling more; that is why it tries to break out. 3. Let someone else do something with your hair. 4. ??? 5. Get an olive oil massage in the area of the boil...from strong but gentle hands. 6. It's how you wear it, not how little there is. 7. Call a guy babysitter, and get what you want in more than one way. It's a test for him. 8. That's because they need to listen, first. 9. I'll FedEx you some...just sit still. 10. Ya think? |
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sometimes it sucks being a minority
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sometimes it sucks being a minority It can't be all that bad, I mean you DO speak english, so thats a bonus
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Damn i forgot to put up #4
DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???????? I MEAN REALLY?????? |
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I can't find ANYBODY that can catch a decent spiral pass!!
 
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I can't find ANYBODY that can catch a decent spiral pass!!
I can but first can you help me with my boil????
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sometimes it sucks being a minority It can't be all that bad, I mean you DO speak english, so thats a bonus
Yeah but you get looked at strange and picked last sometimes. Imagine the dating scene like a kids basketball game.... Being a minority, no matter how good looking you are, sometimes makes you the kid in the wheelchair who wants to play.
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Damn i forgot to put up #4 DO YOU THINK I AM PRETTY???????? I MEAN REALLY?????? Really. You know it. So what's behind the question, really? 
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Omg that was too funny thank you justaguy
Glad I could make you smile. :-) |
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