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Is cleaning your house all day and then sitting down to rest when you get a knock at the door.
Silicitors. Guess what they gave me? A pamphlet offering a MAID service.  
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i always get "the watchtower" from jahovah witnesses, and yes i dont read it it
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Is cleaning your house all day and then sitting down to rest when you get a knock at the door. Silicitors. Guess what they gave me? A pamphlet offering a MAID service.
I sent them to u...
Only thing I work for myself.... and i wear a yellow button saying..nope I'm not ur maid... For cash..I'll clean ur house for u...  
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Funny!!
 But, those maids cost MONEY, HONEY!! Then, I always wanted to clean up before the maid came when I did have one!!
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I am not amused.
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When Jehovah witnesses come to my door, I answer it naked with a porno in one hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of vodka in the other hand.
Needless to say, they never come back |
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When Jehovah witnesses come to my door, I answer it naked with a porno in one hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of vodka in the other hand. Needless to say, they never come back I'll try that next time!!
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Is cleaning your house all day and then sitting down to rest when you get a knock at the door. Silicitors. Guess what they gave me? A pamphlet offering a MAID service.
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When Jehovah witnesses come to my door, I answer it naked with a porno in one hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of vodka in the other hand. Needless to say, they never come back I'll try that next time!!
Well, I guess I'm signing up to be a Jehovah witness then.
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When Jehovah witnesses come to my door, I answer it naked with a porno in one hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of vodka in the other hand. Needless to say, they never come back 
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When Jehovah witnesses come to my door, I answer it naked with a porno in one hand, a cigarette in my mouth and a bottle of vodka in the other hand. Needless to say, they never come back I'll try that next time!!
Well, I guess I'm signing up to be a Jehovah witness then.
you're too cute 
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please stop calling me a maid...
u made the mess..I just put it back together for u....
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The timing was just uncanny.
Last time I had a solicitor leave information at my house, it was a small book labeled "getting to know God". It never had an address as to whom or where it came from...but when I opened it the first chapter was about admitting you have a drinking problem. I seldom drink but happened to go out that night with my friends, when I came home the next morning the book was there. How ironic. |
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The timing was just uncanny. Last time I had a solicitor leave information at my house, it was a small book labeled "getting to know God". It never had an address as to whom or where it came from...but when I opened it the first chapter was about admitting you have a drinking problem. I seldom drink but happened to go out that night with my friends, when I came home the next morning the book was there. How ironic. Katie you got some weird karma thing going on with what you do and who comes to your door. Watch some porn and see what happens! 
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The timing was just uncanny. Last time I had a solicitor leave information at my house, it was a small book labeled "getting to know God". It never had an address as to whom or where it came from...but when I opened it the first chapter was about admitting you have a drinking problem. I seldom drink but happened to go out that night with my friends, when I came home the next morning the book was there. How ironic. u need a can next to ur door that says..please put panflets here..will read later...
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The timing was just uncanny. Last time I had a solicitor leave information at my house, it was a small book labeled "getting to know God". It never had an address as to whom or where it came from...but when I opened it the first chapter was about admitting you have a drinking problem. I seldom drink but happened to go out that night with my friends, when I came home the next morning the book was there. How ironic. Katie you got some weird karma thing going on with what you do and who comes to your door. Watch some porn and see what happens!
Ohhhh! strippa man strippa man! |
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