...have a dollar?

sure

thanks

want another?

I only have hundreds,,, will that work?????

yes please

you have to earn this one though.

Come and get it

Ok. How?

I think you ask me that today...at a major intersection!

This reminds me of a joke....



A guy was sitting in a strip bar and he tips 20.00 for a lap dance, the girl gives him his dance then starts to get up, he holds on to one arm and starts to reach for her g-string, she asks him what he thinks he's doing...




He says getting my change

Pay for my gas and I'll bring you 2 DOLLARS

Lassen Sie mich Sie lieben

Um, we need to see a little flash of thigh for that buck, woman!!

:?)

Ja maar meisje! Wat gebeurt er hier allamaal!! Godverdomme!

My momma
She gave me a dollar
She told me to buy a collar
But I didn't buy no collar
Instead I bought some bubblegum
xxxxxxxxxx bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a quarter
She told me to tip the porter
But I didn't tip no porter
Instead I bought some bubblegum
xxxxxxxxxx bubble gum (x2))

My momma
She gave me a dime
She told me to buy a lime
But I didn't buy no lime
Instead I bought some bubblegum
xxxxxxxxxx bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a nickel
She tole me to buy a pickle
But I didn't buy no pickle
Instead i bought some bubblegum
xxxxxxxxxx bubble gum (x2)

My momma
She gave me a penny
She told me to buy some bubblegum
But I didn't buy no bubblegum
Because I'm sick of bubblegum
xxxxxxxxxx bubble gum (x2)

Okay, let's get down to it. Show us your boobs and we'll all send you a dollar, because we b(.)(.)bs