When I was about 9 years old I got a new train set for Christmas. I sat in the living room playing with that thing. Went around and around and around. I stopped it at the little toy station and clearly announced...."All you sum*****es that wanna get off get off and all you sum*****es that wanna get on get on."
Well, Mama was in the kitchen cookin and she heard me. She came runnin. She smacked my little bottom about ten times and told me to go to my room for two hours and think about what I had said. I did.
Two hours on the DOT I came running back down and started that train again. I stopped at that same little station and clearly announced, "All you Nice ladies and gentlemen that would like to exit the train, please do so and all you nice ladies and gentlemen that would like to board the train, please do so. And all you people pissed off over that two hour dealy, talk to that ***** in the kitchen!!"

oops that should read DELAY!