A small 3rd grade class is growing restless on a friday afternoon. The teacher decides that she should spice things up a little...
"I'm going to ask a couple of questions from the last week, and whoever answers them correctly can go home early."
Everyone in the class is elated as she asks her first question: "who was the first President of the United States."
the entire class eagerly waves their hands around, and the teacher finally picks Jose, who promptly answers correctly, and is excused from the remaining hour of school.
For the next questionthe teacher asks: "What is another name for H2O?" Again theclass is filled with Hands waving in the air. Maria is picked, answers the question and is excused from school early.
For the final question The teacher asks: "what is 9x9?" Hands wave wildly in the air, and the teacher chooses Pablo, who answers '81' and is let go for and early weekend.
Little Johnny who was sitting in the back of the class leans over and wispers to little Bobby, "Where in the world did all these mexicans come from?"
The Teacher hears the comment and is infuriated: "WHO SAID THAT?" she demands.
Little Johnny proudly stands up and answers her question: "Davy Crockett, and I'll see you on monday."